Sunday, January 15, 2012

before this meme dies

oh hai blog! it's been a while, but no time to waste updating you on frivilous details about my life. a meme is currently dying and i'm hoping my rant will be a nail on the coffin.

shit (insert group of people) says has quickly risen to popularity and as all memes will slowly fall. the first shit girls say was funny, second not so much. shit white girls say to black girls was hilarious as was shit nobody says was great, but there have been dozens of sub par spin-offs. but with all that said, here is another one:

Shit people say that you know is a lie...

i always wash my hands after i go to the bathroom

i didn't fart, i think it was that old lady

i never pee in the shower

no...all babies are cute

sure, i'd love to help you move all your furniture for a 6 pack of bud light

i love your grandma chic look

no, i'm not a hipster

so, if you hear anyone say this, feel free to say or show them this: