things i hate

in spirit of itskingsleybitch's video things i hate (which i 100% agree with him on all of his pet peeves) i have decided to post a list of some of the things i hate.


in no particular order:

- i hate eggs, sunnyside up, scrambled, eggs benedict, omlets, hard-boiled, i hate them

 -i hate it when people say, "i'm going to call you (insert lame nickname)" we aren't friends, why are you already giving me a nickname? are you that lazy?

-i hate when you are walking down the street and you look at a guy and his girlfriend  immediately starts grabbing him like i'm about to run up and steal him, i was probably looking at whatever ugly ass shirt you bought him at kmart

-i hate kmart. (but i love target )

-i hate it when people go to karaoke and sing like they are going to their american idol audition, this isn't open mic night, no one goes to karaoke to listen to "good" singing.

-i hate it when people date someone who looks like they could be their father/mother/aunt/uncle, either you need to make yourself look older or he/she needs to get some botox b/c it irks me out and makes me want to call chris hansen fast.

-i hate having to fight with automated messages, i am convinced there are real people just sitting, laughing, listening to us fight with computer generated voices.