i like to think that the premiere of mad men and the premiere of jersey shore occurring in the same week, was an act of kindness by the tv programming honchos. on sundays i can pretend to be intellectual as i continue to watch a show that i like but can't muster the strength to get too excited about. where as on thursdays, i can watch the greatest show of my generation-jersey shore.
i was a bit worried that the show would fall into a sophomore slump, especially because it is set in miami but then i remembered snooki- my dear chilean princess, she can do no wrong. i for one am glad to see she has embraced faux-tanning. well, she was sorta forced...by obama. "McCain would never put a tax on tanning. Because he is pale and would want to tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously." lol (lol=laughing out loud) oh the irony, it's safe to assume snooki is unaware that mccain had skin cancer. but i seriously love snooki and her consistently spot on commentary, such as farmer john who "fucks his sister for a living", washing clothes in a sink "like a pilgrim in the 20s" and of course trashbags aka angelina aka duchess of darkness aka "white rat".
speaking of trashbags, who the hell invited trashbags?! (and don't say the genius producers to start some drama) i can stand trashbags no matter how much hilarity will ensue because of her. she's a low budget bitch who does not deserve to be in the presence of the princess & classiness that is JWWOW! and rooming with pauly-d & the situation, she is truly darksided and doesn't like people having fun. i really hope she is gone once snooki kicks her ass, which i hope soon!
i also can't stand this sammi/ronnie drama. i know it's going to be the dark cloud looming over the show after that darker cloud trashbags is gone. i really could care less if ronnie and sammi get married and have 10 kids, i just find the whole plot point to be kinda boring. the only thing that makes them tolerable is the stellar commentary from the other guys: pauly d, situation, and vinny. grenades and landmines will become part of my daily vocabulary. however, guys, i also know that pretty much all of them hooked up with that landmine trashbags, i thought they had standards.
all and all this wasn't the most exciting episode but it did create excitement for the fights to come: the super team of snooki and jwwow fighting trashbags and sammi, the situation dodging landmines and grenades, and hopefully trashbags walk of shame back to jersey. (i really hate that famewhore)
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