ew, tweens.

oh hello my abandoned blog. it's been far too long. i really don't have a reason for my absence other than being busy with life, which has been pretty monotonous. therefore, i didn't have an urge to blog about anything until a few days ago.

i realized, i really really dislike tween girls. a part of it is that i am jealous that they have such cool clothes, when i was nine, it was all about windbreaker suits and oversized sweatshirts with leggings from limited too.  now it's all about mini adult clothes with funky colors and patterns. ( i have been looking at crewcuts a little too much lately). however, the source of my disdain for tween girls, is because they are a bunch of little bitches. mean girls has moved from high school to the third grade.

this all stems from an encounter i had with a girls soccer team. i was grabbing lunch with my mom and aunt when a herd of girls came in. they all crammed into a booth while the parents grabbed orders. when the parents at their tables, i noticed one girl in glasses sitting alone in the corner. if i noticed, then surely the parents noticed. but did they do anything, no. it wasn't this girl's choice to sit by herself, i watched her as she watched the giggling girls wait for their food. she got up, only to move to a table with her little brothers. she sat there playing with her straw and hawaiian punch, totally ignored. i felt my eyes well up and i had to stop looking. my heart just broke for the little girl.

i don't know why it happens or how it happens, but girls get to an age where they just become huge bitches. they are mean and heartless. not all girls become this way and they all don't stay that way. but it happens, nonetheless.

here however, is one fierce tween that i can tolerate:

kids these days

i honestly don't know what is up with the youth these days. you'd think with all the teen magazines and television shows, they'd pick up a thing or two about presentation. i thought people were upset because teen girls are trying to look older too soon: wearing too much make up, dying their hair, etc., etc. yet, all i have been seeing is sloppiness.  i'm not saying i leave the house looking immaculate everyday, i live for my days off where i can just wear a jeans, a hoodie and slip ons. however, if i'm going to go into a store, any store, but particularly, a store that sells jeans over $100, italian cashmere, and t-shirts over $30, looking for a job, i would not roll in with ratty wet hair, basketball shorts, flip-flops, and a high school gym t-shirt to ask: "um, hi, are you hiring?" while twirling my hair on my finger. (sorry for that run-on sentence.) um, hello, seventeen magazine, don't you have articles about how to present yourself in public. this poor girl isn't going to land a job at wal-mart, let alone any store in a mall. kids these days need to realize the importance of making an impression. they are dubbing them/us, the lazy generation for a reason. you don't have to wear expensive clothes to look good, you just need to look like you put in some effort, not that just rolled out of bed.smh.

smh=shaking my head.

the return of the greatest show of my generation

i like to think that the premiere of mad men and the premiere of jersey shore occurring in the same week, was an act of kindness by the tv programming honchos. on sundays i can pretend to be intellectual as i continue to watch a show that i like but can't muster the strength to get too excited about. where as on thursdays, i can watch the greatest show of my generation-jersey shore.

i was a bit worried that the show would fall into a sophomore slump, especially because it is set in miami but then i remembered snooki- my dear chilean princess, she can do no wrong. i for one am glad to see she has embraced faux-tanning. well, she was sorta forced...by obama. "McCain would never put a tax on tanning. Because he is pale and would want to tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously."  lol (lol=laughing out loud) oh the irony, it's safe to assume snooki is unaware that mccain had skin cancer. but  i seriously love snooki and her consistently spot on commentary, such as farmer john who "fucks his sister for a living", washing clothes in a sink "like a pilgrim in the 20s"  and of course trashbags aka angelina aka duchess of darkness aka "white rat". 


speaking of trashbags, who the hell invited trashbags?! (and don't say the genius producers to start some drama) i can stand trashbags no matter how much hilarity will ensue because of her. she's a low budget bitch who does not deserve to be in the presence of the princess & classiness that is JWWOW! and rooming with pauly-d & the situation, she is truly darksided and doesn't like people having fun. i really hope she is gone once snooki kicks her ass, which i hope soon!


i also can't stand this sammi/ronnie drama. i know it's going to be the dark cloud looming over the show after that darker cloud trashbags is gone. i really could care less if ronnie and sammi get married and have 10 kids, i just find the whole plot point to be kinda boring. the only thing that makes them tolerable is the stellar commentary from the other guys: pauly d, situation, and vinny. grenades and landmines will become part of my daily vocabulary. however, guys, i also know that pretty much all of them hooked up with that landmine trashbags, i thought they had standards. 


all and all this wasn't the most exciting episode but it did create excitement for the fights to come: the super team of snooki and jwwow fighting trashbags and sammi, the situation dodging landmines and grenades, and hopefully trashbags walk of shame back to jersey. (i really hate that famewhore)