nothing is immune to obesity

obesity has reached epidemic proportions in the united states. NO ONE is immune. not even snowmen.

 

my neighbor made the snowman, not me. 

  

he is so fat he can't wear pants.

snowman obesity has reached pandemic levels in the washington, dc area. every snowstorm the snowmen get fatter and fatter. a cure is not expected for a few more days. if your snowman or snow-woman is obese, encourage it to melt away with hot water and blow dryers.