old people just don't give a shit

when people get past a certain age, before it was sixty but with botox and stuff it might have gone up to seventy, they don't give a shit anymore. they say what they want, do what they want, and don't apologize, why?...because they are old!

when my great-grandmother (who i was named after) met my father, she told him if he ever hit my mom, she would beat his ass with a baseball bat and didn't care if they'd send her to jail because she was old. he never did and even though she passed a way, rip, i'm pretty sure she'd still find away to come after him if he ever did.

today my friend sent me this story: man crashes car into restaurant, eats breakfast

basically, a 92 year old man pushed drive instead of park and crashed into a diner, instead of being fazed and concerned about the restaurant or his car, he sat down and ordered breakfast ( i hope it wasn't eggs). sure he asked if anyone was hurt, but he was probably just thinking about some warm fluffy pancakes. why? because he is old and he doesn't give a shit.

the article stated:

"Come out of his car, no problem. He sat down at the table, has his breakfast, and God bless America, beautiful,"

this was beautiful?.....um...huh?...did he sing god bless america? whose quote is this? probably someone who got hit by the car and forgot about it or just a redneck. oh well.