like a one hit wonder....

i am not ashamed to admit i love some reality tv. some not all. there are plenty of shows i can't stand or just refuse to watch on principle, such as jon & kate plus 8. i despise that fat, hair-trasplant, ed hardy wearing jackass and his faux-lesbian, methhead looking girlfriend. BUT apparently we are all wrong and all us haters will see, we are all hellen kellers the gf said in some tweet. (sorry i cant be bothered enough to look up where i heard that or the entire quote) oh i see or wait i don't see? (b/c helen keller was blind yall) whatever. pop off skanks.

now to  reality people i kinda sorta like. let's start with my ultimate fav, the real housewives of atlanta. last night's episode marked the kim & her wig's return to the studio. first of all, why was kim dressed like scarlette ohara...i guess all of her skin tight dolces were at the cleaners? anyways kim the singer gets to the recording studio and says she isn't going to sing because she's scared and had bad experiences. hmmm, i think i know what might help, some singing lessons hun. go to a vocal coach without a camera crew if you really want to be a singer. but then kim says something like, "i just want to have one good song...like those one hit wonders." WHAT!? someone actually aspires to be a one hit wonder? is she really that lazy?! so"i wrote no scrubs" kandi finally convinces her to get in the studio and she sings "don't be tardy for the party" not the song, just that one line. and everyone goes apeshit over it. and when she plays it for everyone in her car after bustin her ass on some stairs, everyone else goes apeshit. i mean it wasn't terrriblee but people do realize she poorly sang one line and kandi and her sound engineer fixed that mess right? no? ok, well shit is gonna go down because kim and her wig is so proud of herself and the song that she is gonna cut nene out.

finally, the biggest loser. i don't have much to say except it makes me cry. when that girl found out she weighed 474lbs my mom and i were crying and i officially scratched my stupid idea to gain 150lbs to get on the show (im unemployed). and then their first weigh in they are like omgah i lost 20lbs in a week. well, you better all you do is work out all day and have a chef make your meals. id be at my goal weight in like a week in a half if i had gillian and bob cussing me the fuck out as i walked on the treadmill at 2 miles per hour. but this got me thinking, maybe i should do a mini biggest loser experiment, as in lets see how much i can lose in a week if i spend half my day working out. who knows how long im going to last, because i wont have anyone yelling at me when i decide to just catch up on the rachel zoe project