oh i'm just sitting up here thinking

it's monday and there is lots to blog about.

first of all i'd like to shout out to duckie for winning an emmy. love him. hate that show. it almost makes me tear up when i think that charlie sheen is the highest paid person on television for two & a half men.

anyways....

toddlers and tiaras
omgahh. wtf is this show! my mom called me up to watch an episode with her which i ignored for about 30 minutes before eventually trekking up. it was horrifying. these little girls look like miniature women. they wear more make up and use more hairspray then i use in a season. and then they change into their choice outfits, which happen to be miniature versions of skanky halloween costumes. a rockstar, a sailor, a firefighter who "hosed down" the judges, and a little cop who twirled her handcuffs. it made me realize that the striptease in little miss sunshine really wasnt so far fetched. these stage moms try to make it look cute but it is absolutely skanky. the only valediction i felt while watching the show with one hand over my eyes was that the ultimate winner was an effing fat 1 year old kid.

mad men
my friend eva and i (shout out to fresh juiced) have discussed mad men a lot. not so much the show but the idea of it. i haven't been able to figure out my problem out until now. i am going to say something a lot of people won't say because they are afraid to appear ignorant or clueless. i think mad men is  boring. there you go. now let me clarify, i like mad men; the writing, acting, costumes, and directing are all amazing.  i watched season 1 on dvd and loved it. i watched season 2 on on demand and loved it. but when season 3 came on, i lost interest. it is not a show i have to watch when it airs. i actually sorta forgot it was back on. i made the decision to wait till season 3 is over then watch it over the span of a few days.

kim kardashian's workout videos
i have been very wary of celebrity workout videos after my drunken purchase of carmen electra's strip aerobics series, which i didn't even break a sweat with. but i was excited to discover exercise on tv on demand. i can get really bored with exercise videos so i went to the dance section. i discovered a lot of hilarious "sexy" videos. apparently carmen electra came out with more boring strip aerobic dvds. and there is another one called flirty girl fitness which i also marked as fail and moved on. then there was kim kardashian. i couldn't find a step to do the step cardio bc it is 2009 not 1987 so i tried her buns one. it was not a mess. it was actually her trainer doing most of the talking and her whining every once and a while but it was a legit mini workout to my surprise. i probs won't buy it though because i don't like to financially support people who are famous for no legitimate reason. (sex tapes don't count)

footballers girlfriends
i'll keep this brief....he hasn't put a ring on it so you better check yourself boo!